Beware the Weeping Angel
My full title is Velociraptor Hard-On the Third, Midget Ruler of the One Night Stands.

(be jealous)


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…what stirs literature is the call and attraction of what is not in the dictionary.
Italo Calvino
5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 200 notes
Tagged as: #quotes 

lokis-army-at-221b:

wearegoldenbecausewerealive:

lokis-army-at-221b:

SWIGGITY SWOGGINS

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WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE THE HOBBITS THIS ATTRACTIVE?!

EXCUSE ME THOSE ARE DWARVES

5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 541 notes
postbusters:

I actually lit a crayon on fire for this one, and timed it. The crayon burned for just under 2 minutes. There’s still a little bit of it left, but it went out by itself, which I count as going out. So no, a crayon will not burn for 30 minutes.

postbusters:

I actually lit a crayon on fire for this one, and timed it. The crayon burned for just under 2 minutes. There’s still a little bit of it left, but it went out by itself, which I count as going out. So no, a crayon will not burn for 30 minutes.

5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 65 notes

thelightwoodinstitute:

have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours

5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 15,286 notes
5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 10,540 notes
airbenderedacted:

bryankonietzko:

Toph: Moment’s Reprieve by ~c-dra
I came across a bunch of amazing cosplay pics today. Here’s the first.

Amazing! *o*

airbenderedacted:

bryankonietzko:

Toph: Moment’s Reprieve by ~c-dra

I came across a bunch of amazing cosplay pics today. Here’s the first.

Amazing! *o*

5 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 1,776 notes

interl0per74:

Fox arrives at the decision to not eat his new friend.

6 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 86,772 notes
Tagged as: #fox #cat 

thatstheriddle:

padalackles:

totheclotpole:

gallifrey-feels:

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

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Why limit yourself to this planet?

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Why limit yourself to people?

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I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT

Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.

7 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 149,150 notes
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cherryviolets:

Happy Birthday, Alex and Ariel Hirsch!!!~
You guys are the best twins ever! Thank you for the laughter and joy! Today is your day - do what you want! For example, eat a lot of sweets or a big cake.
With love,
Violet <3

cherryviolets:

Happy Birthday, Alex and Ariel Hirsch!!!~

You guys are the best twins ever! Thank you for the laughter and joy! Today is your day - do what you want! For example, eat a lot of sweets or a big cake.

With love,

Violet <3

7 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 314 notes
watup-slut:

lat1as:

uchihanezumi:

lgbtqgmh:

[Image is of a US Navy sailor in full uniform on one knee, proposing to his boyfriend]



Aww bunnies 

The people in the background though &lt;3

watup-slut:

lat1as:

uchihanezumi:

lgbtqgmh:

[Image is of a US Navy sailor in full uniform on one knee, proposing to his boyfriend]

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Aww bunnies 

The people in the background though <3

7 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 32,367 notes

ohlookitscazz:

You guys wanted a rebloggable version, right?

8 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 2,079 notes
tinybakaa:

Thanks, gravity. Original | Edit

tinybakaa:

Thanks, gravity. Original | Edit

8 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 430 notes
Tagged as: #fma 

squeekz4all:

fearlesskids:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

“yo butterfly light my joint”

“thanks lil nigga”

Two types of wonderful people
8 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 207,344 notes
limey404:

i actually think their personalities would work well together as a couple, dipper just needs to age about 6 more years

limey404:

i actually think their personalities would work well together as a couple, dipper just needs to age about 6 more years

8 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 690 notes