
(be jealous)

SWIGGITY SWOGGINS
WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE THE HOBBITS THIS ATTRACTIVE?!
EXCUSE ME THOSE ARE DWARVES
I actually lit a crayon on fire for this one, and timed it. The crayon burned for just under 2 minutes. There’s still a little bit of it left, but it went out by itself, which I count as going out. So no, a crayon will not burn for 30 minutes.
have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours
Toph: Moment’s Reprieve by ~c-dra
I came across a bunch of amazing cosplay pics today. Here’s the first.
Amazing! *o*
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.
Happy Birthday, Alex and Ariel Hirsch!!!~
You guys are the best twins ever! Thank you for the laughter and joy! Today is your day - do what you want! For example, eat a lot of sweets or a big cake.
With love,
Violet <3
[Image is of a US Navy sailor in full uniform on one knee, proposing to his boyfriend]
Aww bunnies
The people in the background though <3
You guys wanted a rebloggable version, right?
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
Two types of wonderful people
i actually think their personalities would work well together as a couple, dipper just needs to age about 6 more years





