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Beware the Weeping Angel
Jillian, 19, formerly majifae. Expect lots of geeking out and very very lame puns. New friends always accepted!


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faerielywitchy:

gardenofthequeen:

  • Politeness and respect goes a long way, and it could save your ass. It is really a universal skill to have.
  • If a faery starts talking to you, be sure to be polite. It will not do you any harm. Woe if you’re rude or pompous, you may find yourself in a heap of trouble. 
  • Do not purposely insult the Fae. Apologize and truly mean it, of course. Even then– they might not forgive you. (Humans are the same way…)
  • Please do not assume that all Fae know one another, or like one another. 
  • Faery food is fine it is from someone your personally trust and what have you, then you do need not to be weary about what you are eating. 
  • Do offer the fae folk sweetshinynatural gifts. We like the shiny. 
  • Honey
  • Recognize your environmental/carbon footprint. Plenty of fae dedicate time and effort in helping protect the planet. You should too! 
  • According to lore, try not to walk into circles of mushrooms, in Faerie they are spellbound more times than not–– on Earth? Not very magical.  
  • Circles of dark green grass, too. 
  • If you choose to befriend a faery, don’t carry cold iron on you. (However, iron that’s been shaped into other things, such as steel and Wrought iron is not as lethal) and they will take it offensively. There are a couple of theories that I will explain as to why iron is so lethal towards fae.
  • Faerie time is different from Earthly time. 
  • Try to not say thank you. The fae find it disrespectful as it dilutes their act of kindness or whatever they have done for you. Say, you are most kind or I appreciate your help/act of kindness/fellowship, etc. as a means of gratitude. 
  • Not over or under, but in-between, is where you’ll find the blessed and unblessed unseen. 
  • Nothing in Faerie is black or white, but a rainbow of various gray shades.
  • Keeping the rule of number 13 in mind, do not say I’m sorry. Say, my apologiespardon me, or I express regret
  • When the fae speak they mean everything they say, the tongue holds power, so be careful what you say and listen closely to them, becausethey may be saying more than they let on
  • If you are so super awesome that you can get the fae to promise something they will stick to that promise even if it means them death. The phrases “a faery’s promise" and You have my word is also said and just as strong. Either of these sayings mean business. 
  • Fae are masters of manipulation, they will twist your words and generally make you regret what you asked for. Do understand that manipulation is a survival skill~ and it honestly isn’t narrowed down to just Fae culture. 
  • You can actually contract a fae, like a bond between you and them where both parties have to do something for one another. Be careful though, faeries are very good at finding loopholes. Ex: You say they can’t cause you any injury and then they bite you, explaining the fact that they simply chose to take injury as meaning “verbal insult” instead of “bodily harm”… sly. 
  • The fae are able use glamour to confuse you or mislead you if that is their goal. (See section on Glamour for more information on this subject)
  • If you are going for walks in wooded areas if you get an overwhelming feeling of not being welcome, then leave immediately. Because the Fae probably feel threatened by your arrival, and do not want you there. Or, it could be something else entirely not fae. 
  • Some areas are more prone to fae activity than others may they be urban or wild

Only thing I’d change is not all fae accept sugary/sweet things, though a lot do.

  #fae  

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

  #feminism    #THIS  

ticktockpow:

white-history-month:

elizajumel:

the first female chinese immigrant to america was a sixteen-year-old girl who was part of a cultural exhibit where she sat in a life-size diorama and people watched her eat with chopsticks while wearing silk clothes and that’s really all you need to know about the commodification of chinese women

Afong Moy.  Her name was Afong Moy.  Say the names of people who should be remembered.

image

  #history    #afong moy  
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

  #bee    #animals  

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

princessesfanarts:

Source

princessesfanarts:

Source

  #maleficient  
2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

  #art  

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP going to the supermarket with their child, they get distracted just a second and the kid is gone. Person B freaks out and runs through every aisle looking for the kid, while Person A stays quiet. Person B comes back to yell at Person A that they are not helping, just to find them with the child in the cart.

foreverwithjesusineternity:

tyleroakley:

Two years after losing his wife to cancer, a man re-created his wedding photos with their young daughter.

Second time reblogging.

victoriaann:

A little sketch of the Yoruban goddess of love and beauty, Oshun. C:

It is said Oshun was one of the first deities sent to create Earth. However, the other deities mistreated her because she was the only female, not giving her any importance. Furious at this injustice, she withdrew from creation itself. Subsequently, everything the remaining deities tried creating would immediately turn to dust. It wasn’t until the gods begged for Oshun’s forgiveness that she returned, thus enabling the creation of Earth.

  #mythology    #oshun    #must look her up later