Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
The Dragon - Aleksandr Mushkin
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
It’s okay to be sad for no reason?? It’s okay. Honestly. Sometimes that just sort of happens. Listen to a song that inspires you. Eat something warm and familiar. Kiss your hand and feel like a weirdo doing it but know that your body works hard to house your soul, no matter what mood you find yourself in. Draw a picture of a very tiny star, or something small and significant to you, and stick it in your pocket or the corner of your computer screen - let this be a reminder that the world will always keep spinning, regardless of your feelings, and although it won’t stop until you’re ready to face it, there will always be another better day waiting for you to meet it.
I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic
alianne cooper is that you
During the Ferguson Press conference, Police Chief said that Mike Brown committed robbery (while other reports from the officers said it was his friend….yea confusing)
while the store itself says no one stole from the store
i shoplifted from sears and was just banned for two years
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
Because everything is better with a flower crown.
So I tried to redraw my old hiccstrid piece from last year, I can really say that I’m happy with the result now ;v;
This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.
Never rebloged faster